Pregnancy and Postpartum Stuff They Don't Tell You

Some of you clicked to listen to this topic because you haven’t had kids yet but you are interested in the topic! Some of you have kids but still are thinking this may be a funny one to listen into and nod your head along with us! This episode is all about the things no one tells you about pregnancy and being a new mom. This episode is not intended to scare you off from having babies but rather fully prepare you for the hilarious and #ownyourmomlife moments that are inevitably going to happen. People tell you the good stuff and the medical stuff but there is a lot that people just don’t talk about. So this week we don’t really have just one own your mom life story. Because, today we are sharing a list of things that we as well as our Mama friends have went through. It is not an exhaustive list but it should give you some funny laughs and some really? that happens? moments to get you prepared and let you know that if and when these items happen to you, its okay and you aren’t alone!

In this episode we talk about the following items

Pregnancy

  • How long it can take to get pregnant
  • Swollen face and ankles
  • Spider veins
  • Bigger feet
  • Heartburn
  • Vision Changes
  • All day sickness
  • Tooth decay
  • Hormones
  • Nesting
  • Classes that get you ready 
  • Google becomes your best friend

New Mom

  • Belly after baby
  • Hair loss
  • Baby brain
  • Postpartum skin
  • No baby sleeps
  • Peeing your pants
  • Nursing challenges
  • Going back to work

Notable Quotes

"When you are pregnant you can get away with a lot of sh*t. Women really are at their most dangerous during this time. Your hormones are telling you that you are strong and sexy, everyone is scared of you, and you have a built-in sidekick who might come out at any minute.”- Amy Poehler

“Labor is the only blind date where at the end you know you are going to meet the love of your life” - unknown Pinterest source